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Noctis Lucis Caelum

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[ text ] - un: crashdebingo

[thewordisbingo]

Noctis! It's Miyako! Do you think you could help me out with something? Pretty pretty please?

[text] - un: fishfearme

[lucianprince]

sure, what's up?

[thewordisbingo]

Have you heard about this Cameoh thing? I need a male partner for some challenge someone gave me on it. It'd be a good way to increase both our ratings! Please please please???

[lucianprince]

ofc I've heard of it
who hasn't?

[He hasn't. He just woke up and hasn't seen the other message yet.]

a challenge huh
look no further, i'm great at challenges

[thewordisbingo]

Oh thank god.

They gave me this script to act out. I'll send it to you with this reply. Read it over and meet me at Hikari and I's apartment.

Um, if you can somehow find a pizza box, that'd be great. If not, I can get us one.

[ attached: the most cliched porn script EVER ]

[lucianprince]

[Noctis glances at the coffee table, where an empty pizza box from...three days ago? four? is sitting innocently.]

pizza box, not a problem
i'll take a look at this script

[The next message comes about three minutes later.]

NO WAY.

[thewordisbingo]

What!!! But you promised!!! D:D:D:

[lucianprince]

i never PROMISED...
come onnnnnn, this is the WORST
can't you just ask them for a different scene?

[thewordisbingo]

I already did! This is the best they had to offer! I know how sad that sounds but honestly it's the truth!

[lucianprince]

how could anything possibly be worse

wait don't answer that i don't want to know
how come i'm the only one who has to expose anything here
you're getting off so easy

[Believe it or not, the double entendre isn't intentional.]

[thewordisbingo]

Excuse??? You're the one actually getting off! I have to suck and swallow!

Come ooooon please??? I'll make it up to you I promise!!!

[lucianprince]

uuuuuuuugh fine

but you OWE ME after this

[thewordisbingo]

It's a deal!